SILLY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

A list of (apparently genuine) Newspaper Headline bloopers. No source available


  • Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

  • Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted

  • Drunk gets nine months in violin case

  • Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

  • Farmer Bill dies in house

  • Iraqi head seeks arms

  • British left waffles on Falkland Islands

  • Lung cancer in women mushrooms

  • Eye drops off shelf

  • Teacher strikes idle kids

  • Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

  • Squad helps dog bite victim

  • Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

  • Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

  • Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

  • Miners refuse to work after death

  • Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

  • Stolen painting found by tree

  • Two soviet ships collide, one dies

  • 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

  • Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

  • Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

  • War dims hope for peace

  • If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

  • Cold wave linked to temperatures

  • Nine tenths of mass of universe found in Canberra

  • Red tape holds up bridge

  • Deer kill 17,000

  • Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

  • Man struck by lightening faces battery charges

  • New study of obesity looks for larger test group

  • Kids make nutritious snacks

  • Local high school dropouts cut in half

  • Man minus ear waives hearing

  • Include your children when baking cookies


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