Silly Kid's Songs

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London Bridge

The Farmer In The Dell

Kookaburra Sits

Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me A Bow-Wow

London Bridge

London Bridge is falling down
Courtesy of Ace Demolition!

The Farmer In The Dell

The virus in the Dell^TM,
The virus in the Dell^TM,
Hey, ho, the derry-oh,
The virus in the Dell^TM!

The virus takes a file,
The virus takes a file,
(etc)

The file takes a disk...(etc)

The disk takes the 'board...(etc)

The 'board takes the LAN...(etc)

The LAN takes the 'net...(etc)

Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree

Kookaburra sits on the 'lectric wire,
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire;
Jump, kookaburra, jump, kookaburra,
Higher and higher and higher!

Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me A Bow-Wow

Daddy went and bought me a python,
Daddy went and bought me a python!
I had a little fish,
I put him on a dish,
And fed him to my py-y-thon!

Daddy went and bought me a python,
Daddy went and bought me a python!
I had a little bird,
Who no longer can be heard,
'Cos I fed him to my py-y-thon!

...I had a little cat,
Who was getting rather fat,
So I fed him to my py-y-thon!

...I had a little bunny
I roasted him with honey,
And fed him to my py-y-thon!

...I had a little cat
Who was getting rather fat
So I fed him to my py-y-thon!

...I had a little horse.
Guess what I did? Of course!
I fed him to my py-y-thon!

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